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Noriaki Kakyoin ⬤ Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
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[trivialpursuit]

I don't want to. Do you want me to show up or not?

[tropism]

I want you to and I want you to eat as well. Both are doable.

[trivialpursuit]

I'm not going to eat food from a place you call 'Regretti' anything.

[tropism]

Listen, I'm Italian. Normally I don't go for a 'Regretti' anything, I am very picky with food. But I am also brave and strong and I have you and Josuke is a medic. Besides, the shack isn't the worst thing this planet can throw at you. What is there to lose?

[trivialpursuit]

Time and effort.

I'll order a drink.

[tropism]

Friendship. Camaraderie. And a genuine sense of bonding. I'll get you the drink, but you must eat.

[trivialpursuit]

You can't make me eat anything. Should I head out now?

[tropism]

We are not heading out anywhere unless you promise me you will eat! And you are the only other person who knows of my plan so everyone will know you left me at my time of need.

[trivialpursuit]

[please you are killing him]

Okay. Eat by yourself, then.

[tropism]

[ this is only going to work if you pinky swear ]

I am not going to eat by myself. Both parties eat, we pick for each other. We're just going to have a quiet food date, what's wrong with that.

[trivialpursuit]

I told you, I'm not eating 'Regretti' food. What's wrong is right there in the name.

[tropism]

The only thing we're regretting here is the fact that you won't participate in a ritual of friendship and bonding. Besides, it's one dish. You can absolutely handle one dish.

[trivialpursuit]

Sure, but I don't want to. Pick a different ritual. Or a different restaurant.

[tropism]

No. It must be this place. We will go here and eat. Regrettis may come later, but we are together in this endeavour and that's what's important.

[trivialpursuit]

I think I'll stay home.

[tropism]

I'll come and pick you up.

[trivialpursuit]

If you break my door down we can't hang out.

[tropism]

I'm not a brute, Kakyoin. A broken door will take a lot of chroma on your part to repair. You know what doesn't take much chroma? My plan.

[trivialpursuit]

Isn't your new plan to come pick me up? You're still messaging me.

[tropism]

I will come pick you up but I also want to eat with you? Please.

[trivialpursuit]

I'm getting a drink.

[tropism]

And I already told you that I am getting it for you.

[trivialpursuit]

Fine, but that's all.

[tropism]

I'm insisting on the eating part.

[trivialpursuit]

You're not my boss.