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Noriaki Kakyoin ⬤ Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
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[trivialpursuit]

You can't make me eat anything. Should I head out now?

[tropism]

We are not heading out anywhere unless you promise me you will eat! And you are the only other person who knows of my plan so everyone will know you left me at my time of need.

[trivialpursuit]

[please you are killing him]

Okay. Eat by yourself, then.

[tropism]

[ this is only going to work if you pinky swear ]

I am not going to eat by myself. Both parties eat, we pick for each other. We're just going to have a quiet food date, what's wrong with that.

[trivialpursuit]

I told you, I'm not eating 'Regretti' food. What's wrong is right there in the name.

[tropism]

The only thing we're regretting here is the fact that you won't participate in a ritual of friendship and bonding. Besides, it's one dish. You can absolutely handle one dish.

[trivialpursuit]

Sure, but I don't want to. Pick a different ritual. Or a different restaurant.

[tropism]

No. It must be this place. We will go here and eat. Regrettis may come later, but we are together in this endeavour and that's what's important.

[trivialpursuit]

I think I'll stay home.

[tropism]

I'll come and pick you up.

[trivialpursuit]

If you break my door down we can't hang out.

[tropism]

I'm not a brute, Kakyoin. A broken door will take a lot of chroma on your part to repair. You know what doesn't take much chroma? My plan.

[trivialpursuit]

Isn't your new plan to come pick me up? You're still messaging me.

[tropism]

I will come pick you up but I also want to eat with you? Please.

[trivialpursuit]

I'm getting a drink.

[tropism]

And I already told you that I am getting it for you.

[trivialpursuit]

Fine, but that's all.

[tropism]

I'm insisting on the eating part.

[trivialpursuit]

You're not my boss.

[tropism]

I don't want to be. I'm your friend. Friends do stupid shit all the time, and if you say otherwise, you're a liar. That's why we're going to do this together.

[trivialpursuit]

The restaurant is going to close before you give up and come pick me up.

[tropism]

Do I have your word?

[trivialpursuit]

You can have a word, sure.

[tropism]

We're ordering for each other. We're eating the food. I'll buy you a drink. Pinky swear, Kakyoin.

[trivialpursuit]

I'm not hungry.